The People's Republic of France Capitalist Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Council of the Commune with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.626 billion French Capitalists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Paris. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming French Unioniste economy, worth 288 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,919 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Council of the Commune dislikes are turned away at the border, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the French Unioniste Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. France Capitalist Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpism.

France Capitalist Union is ranked 37,572^nd in the world and 247^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 33.63 flags saluted per person per day.